Analysis of wacky weather wisecracks

rich man poor man
beggar man thief
we all suffer the weather
be it cozy or grief

put on your hat
your boots and your
this is the kind of weather
only an eskimo could love

one day hot
next day cold
changing weather
can make you old

miami's weather
it never gets cold
wear a sweater with your bikini
that's not too bold

LA's weather
makes you groggy
too much sun
and very smoggy

new york's weather
is blocked by sky-high bricks
they're even taller
than the new york knicks

around the white house
it's a fact
the sun always shines
whether republican or democrat

denver's clouds rise
a mile high
soaring vistas
touch your heart & your eyes