Prayer for "Sound Doctrine"
Oh most Holy Dusty, Patron Saint of Toads
I pray this prayer to you, Holy Holy Dusty Rhoades
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I pray for understanding, may I be omniscient just like you
Never mind about the Scriptures*, of those you had no a clue
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Bestow upon me wisdom, so the Word I can divide*
Just like Kenny Brandt, they'll be my only guide
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Perfect and Inerrant, is the Holy Writ
That's why I want to change it, twist it to make it fit
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I pray especially patients, and I want it Right Away!
Give it to me NOW, then I will go and play
*1st Cor 15:3&4 - last four words
*2nd Tim 2:15
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Submitted on August 21, 2014
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 544 |
Words | 117 |
Stanzas | 2 |
Stanza Lengths | 14, 2 |
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