On Dale Koller
V-O-M-I-T, five letters in this word
A description that's most fitting, for this flock of Turds*
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To be absolutely clear, PUKE is what I mean
Barf's another word, for Dale Koller's Lean Cuisine
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When you regurgitate your guts, puke it in a pale
To Bible Study bring, give it to holy Dale
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He will be sooo edified, by your fresh hot pot of Puke
He'll shout Glory Hallelujah, and re-write the Book of Luke
*The Maranatha Bible Society
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Submitted on August 21, 2014
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Closest metre | Iambic pentameter |
Characters | 424 |
Words | 81 |
Stanzas | 2 |
Stanza Lengths | 11, 1 |
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